When you need protection from the cold, fiscal questions, or unnecessary conversations — this hoodie is the right call. The hood is there for moments of discreet evasion, and the printed message shields you from any... moral audit.
Made from 100% soft cotton with a brushed fleece interior, it offers genuine comfort and a clean aesthetic. The oversized, unisex fit is designed for anyone ironic enough to wear deductions out in the open. The DTG (Direct to Garment) print delivers lasting durability and sharp detail.
🔧 Technical Details:
Material: 100% cotton
Fit: Unisex, oversized
Print: DTG (Direct to Garment) – long-lasting, high-detail
Hood: Double-layered with adjustable drawstring
Pocket: Front kangaroo-style pocket
Care: Wash inside out at max. 30°C
Ironing: Do not iron directly on the print
